“It’s always dumpiest before it gets the pumpiest 🤌” - sounds like something my prostate might say. Gotta keep that guy in check, cuz he is one randy SOB.

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Get a colonoscopy too😂

Meh, I like decorating my insides with polyps… keeps things interesting.

If I were a proctologist, popping polyps would be my favorite part

A Proctology Poptitioner, eh? Does the first day of class involve bubble wrap and lube?

There is no glass. Just jump in and start pinchin’