The Dead Sea was alive before Chuck Norris swam there.

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Chuck Norris threw a boomerang, but it was too scared to come back.

Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freeman’s life.

Oh that’s good 😂🤣

When Chuck Norris needs an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

Chuck Norris is a patriot

He volunteers as missile defence

Chuck Norris doesn’t turn the shower on. He just stares at it until it starts to cry.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned up the sun.