⚡️🚨 NEW: Ohio lawmakers have proposed a new law that bans men from ejaculating without intent of conception, would fine men up to $10,000 per ejaculation.

The bill was brought forward by Democratic State reps Anita Somani and Tristan Rade.

Men would be charged with a felony under the law if they engage in unprotected s*x without the intent of impregnation.

Exceptions under the law include people ejaculating in the LGBTQ community, sperm donation, and masturbat*on.

The lawmakers say the point of "The Conception Begins at Erection Act" is to "call out the hypocrisy" of "bills that regulate women’s bodies."

💦 Men would be charged $1,000 for the first offense, $5,000 for the second offense and $10,000 for any offense after.

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Trolling on the taxpayers dime and time.

This is some fucking funny shit. He should go out and catch a couple loads.

Don’t know how long I’d last if I did fake work and submitted it to make a point. Same with that douchebag’s Red, White and Blueland and so many other BS posturing on my dime.

I thought it was serious but it's just a resentful joke bill lmao.

So glad I can pay for this. My tax dollars at work for politics

They are trying to point out a ridiculous moral equivalency where no moral equivalency exists.

Result: They just look like idiots.

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Gotta get those numbers up!

Imagine being the woman and filling out the form

And providing the evidence

And trying to prove (lack of) intent

My feels below 👇 … used to the double speak 🗣️ at this point in my lived lifetime.

Exceptions for the LGBTQ community, Q being an identification with no actual function essentially means an exception for Democrats.

What? 🤣🤣🤣

Lol they are just vrilmaxing

The final ejaculations of clown world 🤡🌎

Someone once warned against trolling the left, because they sometimes actually make it real. This seems dangerously close to the same thing but regarding the right. Given how rabid the American right (including many Nostriches, btw) seems to be in matters regarding sex, it would almost not surprise me if this actually went through.