"Give us your exact time of birth, your mother's maiden name, a strand of hair of your firstborn, a stool sample and some DNA."
Discussion
“…see stool sample for DNA please…I lost my kit”
"lol, you think you're done? Give us a phone number for 2FA (in addition to this other 2FA code). You have 15 seconds to enter it. You also have to solve a Rubik's Cube on the side."
"Code expired. Also, the page doesn't load so you need to refresh and do everything again."
"You finally managed! Nice! Unfortunately the ebanking site is down for maintenance. How long? We don't know, lmao"
And then you get a “oh you did all those things? Ok, but we don’t like the payment that you want to make so… No anyways”
sounds like Visa application somewhere.
I fully share the frustration 🥹
And when the payment is done and it’s above €100,-:
“Why did you make this payment. For who was it? What’s your relation to this person? This is an unusual transaction that doesn’t fit the pattern so we need all the information possible, otherwise you temporarily won’t have access to your funds anymore”
We need to know your pet’s name!!!!