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😂😂😂wtf??????

I’m ashamed to admit, this has sent me down a trail of morbid curiosity.

Where’s your wife? Hug her.

I’m ded! We’re both laughing 😂

She’s a keeper 😂

Gosh, thats pretty impressive. I was thinking maybe one raccoon and a chipmunk. But not two raccoons!

#science #raccoon #google #anus #animals #hunting #asknostr

I would probably tap out at one Tbf.

Yeah, I think I could handle a baby chipmunk but thats my limit.

😂😂

I took a dump that would’ve killed a chipmunk a few hours ago. Def more than a chipmunk here.

😂😂my god, man 😂😂

I mean, if we’re accounting for velocity or weight, either way that fuckers dead.

I was picturing a smothering vs a neck breaker.

More like hunting quail with a tank.

Dropping anvils on ants

A little like those circus acts with the canon.

Animal services over here please! Richard Gere chose gerbil and supposedly ended in the ER for um weasel retreival.

I wonder how far I could yeet a weasel out of my ass.

I think if you really tried I bet you could do it. You just have to believe in yourself.

I’m not sure self esteem is the forte of any man with a weasel in his ass.

Yeah, I actually never put anything up my ass. But to those that endeavor in such feats, I assume self esteem and physical exercise of the anus are both key.

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Are we having a gay partie tonight frank ? 👀

Just don’t “slip” in the shower and “fall” onto a can of shaving cream like this poor soul.

😳 no way!

Say this with me 👀

NO HOMO !!!!!!

I don’t have a problem with gay people at all

I wouldn't so much if they didn't try to pressure kids into being gay. Also if you have kids and the kid grows up without a mom or dad, I think that's sad.

You should check out gays against groomers. There’s plenty of them in that fight with everyone else tbh.

Yeah

I’ve got a lot of gay friends, none of them have ever pressured any kids into being gay.

That's good 👍

But it’s wrong anyway just hope you understand my point of view ✌️

I do have a problem with all of em

The other day one tried to rape me (my anus was save thanks to my karate 🥋 practice)

Not a single gay friend of mine has ever tried anything like this with me or anyone else that I know.

Shoving small mammals or cans of shaving cream in your ass doesn’t mean you’re gay. Just deranged.

Agreed

I’m lost in here 🚪 🐝

My sister in law is a nurse. Strangest thing they’ve found up there was a bottle of VO5 shampoo.

Yikes… thats not the friendliest shaped bottle 😂

Keeping it clean and shiny!

Maybe he misread what the ‘full body’ on the bottle meant 😂

My question is that ?

Was she using it has well as the anus animal story too 🤔

I wonder why that particular brand of shampoo is remembered? 🤔

Shape of the bottle probably.

Just happens, ya know? Like youre just showering and then whoops 🤷‍♂️

HF! That shaving foam is turrable slippery.

😂

The x-ray tech must have busted a gut laughing at this one!

I had the foresight to ask if he left the cap on or off. Didn’t want the surgeon to have to go back in there looking for a cap 👀

No nostr:npub1vktdqqwunms2axujjp7ujqz5vgycfg3p8zdgn68v63nqs38puhksjf5s3gwe was just listening to nostr:npub1wtuh24gpuxjyvnmjwlvxzg8k0elhasagfmmgz0x8vp4ltcy8ples54e7js educate us on how many and what types of animals can fit in the human anus. He seemed to be very knowledgeable.

That was unusual. The npub was meant to be directed at Dream Chaser.

That was quite an educational experience with anus

Don’t like to bother y’all ✌️👀

No bother. I was being educated as well from nostr:npub1wtuh24gpuxjyvnmjwlvxzg8k0elhasagfmmgz0x8vp4ltcy8ples54e7js on animals fitting into the human anus. Intriguing but not what I am into.

🤣 I love that this is being presented as an educational experience.

It will probably be in mainstream elementary school curriculum next year. I think they already talk about butt plugs going in the butt in California. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Damn 😂

Sad, but I’ve seen some disturbing school board meetings online.

Yes, same here.

I won’t paint them all with one brush though. I know some personally that are very against this. I wouldn’t want to be stereotyped.

Honestly I suspect some pervs are hijacking some of these causes. Happens all the time.

Agreed.

Frank what do you say from behind or face to face movement

I’m just illustrating what y’all chatting bout the animal tin 👀✌️

I am confused. What?

Oh well I’m lost too 🚪🐝

I’ll say it again, I wanna be sedated. And a brain scrub with a side of electric shock therapy should clear the previous threads’ mental images for now. Though I’m quite sure I’m scarred for life.

Some butt plugs are better than others

👀

Gess help me out 🤧😂

Y’all can do whatever you please with your butts and party franks. I wanna be sedated.

https://youtu.be/zxHH7Ado5BU?si=1ADYUNhJPx0IBRsG

And I can’t even fathom a greased BB anywhere near mine.

The mental picture here is quite disturbing.

The things you find out on google 😳😂😂

Americans will use anything but the metric system.

😂😂

Ive been watching horror documentaries for the last 4 hours and this is the scariest thing ive seen so far

Glad to bring some true fear to your horror fest.

🤔

I know. It’s late, and it struck me funny. 😳

Don't go getting ideas, nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s. It would be a tough one to explain to the ER nurses.

I can say that this is misinformation. But I'm not willing to explain how I know that.

🤣😂🤣😂

You made it worse by saying nothing Mike!

I’m offended no one included me in this convo. 🥲😏🥵😈

I am ashamed of this oversight.