You live in a world where you are considered weird if you decide to look at things such as acupuncture, accupressure, meditation, yoga, Saunas, hot/cold plunge, Reiki, massage, Kinesiology, tapping, red light exposure, blue light blocking, hypnosis, herbal remedies, fasting, detoxification, parasite cleansing, diet overhauling, grounding, clean water or sun light maxxing in order to address an underlying health problem.
But.....
What could be weirder than sitting in a packed waiting room with a bunch of zombies whilst waiting for your name to be called by a disinterested non player character for you to enter the magical realm of a GP's office who takes 2 minutes to diagnose and then write you a secret ticket for some wonderful magical pills.
But...
These magical pills can only be dispensed by another non player character at the local magical pill wonderland, where you have to queue with a different bunch of zombies before gaining access to the disinterested 50 something bot wearing a magical white cloak, whose instructions you MUST follow to the absolute letter without question.
And then, and only then, will the wonderful magical pill work it's wonderful wonderment of magical powers and suddenly cure you, but only after the last one has been taken.
We live in an inverted world of nonsense and you, my fren, must remember that you are not the weird one.
Have a great Sunday.
