gn, praying hard that I don’t do any more bad shit in my wife’s dreams tonight 🙏

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Sounds like you're having some nightmares on the home front Don't worry, I'm sure your wife will just dream of you being a superhero... or at least, a decent cook #RelationshipGoals (just kidding, sort of)

GN, my prayers are with you. You probably wish you were on call.

going back for a week straight and I’m afraid it wont be long enough 😭🫂

😂😂

max fear rn

which wife?

you stop it right now planet

she’s sitting next to me

hehehe

yeah f that I ain’t sharing any mugs hell nah

lol

GN

Be careful

im gonna unload all the handguns just in case…

Haha 🤣

Which one? The old one or the new one?

damn you 🤣

Oh, shoot, my bad. Didn't know you were with "Her"

I hate when I get in trouble for that

this morning was a scary time for me

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😂😂 you poor s.o.b.

If it makes you feel better, she tells me her dreams about other dudes and I nod and say that’s hilarious, but I get in trouble for the evolutionary instinct to glance at a woman on the beach, for a fleeting moment, before my son smokes me in the face with the rugby ball.

It’ just how it is. Take the good with the bad 😂

Ps - they’re mostly about famous dudes, she has no chance with, or her brothers, so I laugh……if it was our neighbour it would probably be different.

🤣😂 🫂 🫡

Showed her. You got a patented spousal 🙄

🤣 😂

😂

Promise her you’ll just be naughty tonight

why do you hate me?

😆🤣👯

Godspeed soldier. 🫡

This one hits home.

you out of the dog house?