BREAKING: The CIA just offered its entire workforce a buyout to quit their jobs and receive 8 months of pay.
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how exciting.
When they realised half of the CIA works for USAid.
That's one way to do it
they have 8 months to come up with 3 new letters
Less "soft power" aka. troublemaking = good
The CIA now has the chance to spin itself off into a fully realized private company, just as they always wanted.
#gutFeeling
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