I pooped!!!!!
Discussion
pics or it didn't happen.
#brothaew
Now that’s a shitpost 😂
Sounds like you need a new badge
I really do lol! I keep forgetting about badges when I’m on damus
nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s gib da ppl badges
opt in choice
could also be just for purple
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
look what i found 
Fucking perfect 😂😂😂😂
kegel cuts mandatory every 2.5 inches
I don’t shit out my vagina dude 😂
it the whole muscle system tho
notes & replies is a wild place
I live in the threads
I can imagine a whole short film of you living in the threads n the adventure you embark on n the things you encounter
I wish I wasn’t so fucking lazy. I could make that, but I probably won’t
*sigh*
Guys I pooped too. Can I has badge?!
No. First you must go 5 full days WITHOUT shitting.
Go #StartAFamily. I have a feeling nostr:npub13cnlldwfhwxd6qf34hnwlfya2m2qrd2zfk0alxnrup6d2fasw9wqxwkzpe has already accomplished this
Dang 5 days no poops shld get u badge too.
Musta been that coffee
And stool softeners. They pair nicely lol
Do you like Indian food?
No no no. I LOVE Indian food
OHHH SHIT !!!! 💩
PUN INTENDED 😛😂
this seems like the beginning of a sentence, not a full sentence.
It’s the completion of a previous phrase
Was there a reason why you were not pooping?
Yes hahaha. I had surgery and was briefly in opiates and they really messed things up in my gut for a bit
OK, then I completely understand that that is an important poop
Hahaha yeah I was previously complaining about how bad the constipation was and felt so victorious!
Although it’s fucking hilarious without the context 😂😂😂
I had something very terrible happened to me because of constipation. I almost died so I take these things pretty seriously now. 😄 I’m laughing but it’s not funny.
Worst feeling ever!!
