Was nice knowing you jeroen loved our convos will miss you 🫂💜
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What you're not coming to save me after all our convos? 😭 jk love you my fren 💜🫂
You should be fine as long as she doesn’t take you for a walk along the Thames. Should be perfectly safe in Amsterdam.
What? Yeah because in Amsterdam there's no canals to dispose of bodies 🥲🥲🥲
She hasn’t staked it out. It’s not familiar terrain. You can’t just dump a body in a canal and hope that works. You need to know tides/ water flow. Does it need to be weighted. The depth of the water. Serial killing takes work to not be caught. Have you not seen Dexter? There is planning involved. We know she had time to think about the Thames. So avoid that area and you should be golden. Also if you run into trouble in Amsterdam just tell them “damn you gonna risk mugging a serial killer, bold move.” 🤪
I’ll assume ya’ll are very well read/watch a lot of cop shows and that this info isn’t based on first-hand knowledge. Apology for the random comment. Just this showed up in my Nostr feed; one of the many reasons I love Nostr. 🫡 #randomconvos #nothingtoseehere #movealong
I was totally joking. Honestly if someone was ever a threat to me I’d probably tell them, “please don’t make me kill you. I don’t want to clean that up!”
You’re kind to warn them in advance.
