It’s not a real question.

If I still had any worthless paper either in cash or digitally and someone was willing to exchange something worthless for something of real incorruptible value, hell yes I’d happily liberate any fool, willing to sell, from his Sats.

It’s akin to asking if I’d swap a couple of buckets or unusable dirt for a house. The answer is always going to be YES.

The conscientious person in me hopes that I’d never find a person willing to make that trade but the very fact that $1000USD can still buy me 100Sats indicates those lazy fools still exist.