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Toilet seat I can get behind, thermostat you’re out of your league. That’s our domain.

I’m the one who is never comfortable

Yeah and now I’m gonna have her make you one with the super extra itchy wool that was first rubbed in poison ivy

Yeah and then my trained monkeys will throw poop at you 😂

Weaponized yarn. I like it. 😘

We could take over the world

What neutralizes Tylenol? We make them itchy and take away their autism superpowers.

Probably tallow

Brb gathering poison ivy and cows. If I feed the cows the poison ivy does the tallow soak up the oils and make poison tallow?

What have I been dragged in to? 👀

I forgot a long time ago, just going with the flow 😂

Sometimes you gotta be a boulder that diverts the flow.

I apologize. I guess you have to make me and nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz Christmas sweaters now that you responded. Thank you in advance

😂 I will sprinkle them with glitter instead of poison ivy. That way you both will never be rid of me.

Love this for us

I'm a kill 'em with kindness gal. You'll be irritated in a sparkly sort of way

😂 I love when I’m covered in glitter I can’t get off so everyone automatically assumes I’m a stripper

🤣🤣🤣 fabulous ✨✨

Wait!!!?!

Ur not????😳😖🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂😂🫂

Just jokin sista…. I regretted that one as soon as I hit post

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What's the opposite of stripper? I wanna do that, get dollars shoved in my pockets as I'm putting more clothes on. I'll still wear glitter. Nos back me up on this business idea.

I’m in… I wonder if they’ll let dudes do it to?🤔

I can double as a bouncer😳💪… and I’ll keep an eye on the thermostat 🤔😂😂… plz plz plz say yes😂😉🫂

Do they start out naked? 🤔🤨

Don’t we all if you really think about it?

Definitely the profound thing uttered yet in this tangle of ridiculosity we’ve called threads tonight😳😂🫂🤌🏽⭕️

And with that GN to u all frenz… I’ve enjoyed the banter tonight… but alas I’m old and need my beauty rest if ima be part of nostr:npub1hgvtv4zn2l8l3ef34n87r4sf5s00xq3lhgr3mvwt7kn8gjxpjprqc89jnv ‘s dale’n’chips🤔😳😂🫂⭕️

Night night !

I’m surprised it was me who said it 😂

I feel like lots of women would pay men to put on clothes 🤭👀😂😂😂

You only control the thermostat if I get to start with my wool base layer clothes and finish with a flourish of scarves, shawls, hats, and mittens... The lowest our thermostat goes is like 72 at night, I'm a cold lady. 🥶👵

I like nostr:npub19u565v7z5w69cthnygfg0yjgkt62fxsq90gdurapdj2wzw9vdufsvqng44 ‘s cheat code better than urs I think🤔😳😂🤷🏽‍♂️

😂 I don't make the rules. I also don't know what the rules are. I make the sweaters covered in glitter and maybe poison ivy tallow, jury's still out on that. I will not be nekkid in the cold. Y'all want nekkid ladies, gotta bump that thermostat up boys. 😂🤷‍♀️

Good point. They love a naked lady 😂

Well I just gave them the cheat code, they can use it or be comfortable. Balls and courts and things and stuff.

I’m not a scientist but there is significant evidence that supports if you change the temperature to 5° below your daytime comfort zone before bed you sleep better. Again, 69° is perfect. Always. You get to wear a @Yarnlady sweater during the day and sleep better at night. If I had a smart thermostat I’d settle for 72° during the day and 69° at night.

We're 78 during the day and 72 overnight. There are fans everywhere moving air, it works for us. But we also camp in 100 degree weather and enjoy it 🤷‍♀️😂.

Oh my goodness, I’m in disbelief. 78?!?

😳yeah …I’d stay naked too if it was 78*🤯😂🤦🏽‍♂️⭕️

😂 I live in tank tops and shorts during the day, but occasionally throw on a hoodie or flannel shirt. 78 much cooler than the 98 outside.

I luv that about u and ur peepl….yall are campers i mean🫡🫂

The only thing better than outdoors is more outdoors🤔🤌🏽⭕️

No better sleep than outside in the hammock 😴🌲 Up with the sun drinking coffee and having morning cigars...perfection.

Morning...cigars?! I'm completely recalibrating my preconceptions about you, for the better

Oh yes, it doesn't happen often for us but breakfast cigars are next level relaxation. A Connecticut with lots of light flavor and coffee 😱✨

I've been dabbling, or I did a few months ago, with the occasional cigar. I like them a lot, but it really is a whole thing I have to make time for. I landed on some cigarillos that finish in about 20 minutes. Should give the real thing a try again. Connecticut is a brand?

Cigar smoking is a process for sure, short robustos are a good size and relatively quick. Connecticut is the wrapper leaf (wrapper, binder, and filler tobacco in cigars), there is all kinds of science-y stuff about flavor profiles and strains and where and when the leaves are picked off the plant, but basically a Connecticut is a lighter colored more delicate cigar.

Ahh, good to know. I feel like this and maybe wine could keep me busy for a few years to come. Always liked wine, but don't drink it terribly often at home. However, recently discovered this amazing cheese shop and all bets are off now

Mmmmm cheese. Scotch and bourbons go well with cigars, just sayin'...

Oh yeah, with you on that

Not sure where you are, but Padron, Oliva, and My Father Cigars are go to brands with a wide variety of sizes.

78 by day 🤝

74 at night!

This is unacceptable…sounds like slave labor conditions at @yodlbase 😳🤨😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️

78 is hot for day or 74 for night? Both seem quite treasonable, and I'm pretty sure it's hotter where I am than where you are. I'm flexible, I don't fight about changes with it. It's honestly a bit chilly at 74 right now...think I'll tinker with the thermostat a tad while. The house is asleep 🤭

Keep it cold so the naked lady has to cozy up to you to keep warm.

I think that’s just a panhandler with glitter 😂🤷‍♀️

I'm okay with that. Glitter makes it classy?

Oh undeniably so

It’s an accountant with thermostat control.

But with glitter.

Yes, lots of glitter

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That was just an “exercise class”. They throw money on you for the “effect” 🤫

Now that u mention it…. All those girlz did look awful fit🤔😂

If it makes u feel any better … when ur young momma’s usually cold and dad’s hot but when yall get older ul be having hot flashes and he’ll be screamin it’s so damn cold in here I’m growing ice cycles on my balls

👆I know this sh*t means sumthin… and I don’t think it’s nice🤔😳😂😂🖕🏾

It’s called pms Stacey, don’t be lame

I’ve got a workin theory on that

As we get older women’s estrogen levels drop effectively making them more testosteronized and men’s testosterone drops effectively making them more estrogenized

Men start feeling colder in normal temps and women become more warm natured… oh yeah and grow facial hair😳😖😂😂

Definitely a theory best suited for the ⭕️ and maybe not so much field of science

Loling…. I just calls it likes I sees it… I’m wrong about a lot ⭕️ sh*t… but not this damnit🤨😂😂😂😂🤌🏽🤣

I’m pretty sure hormones are different for bats

😳 didn’t really think about that😖🤦🏽‍♂️

I’m not a bat Dr…. 🤔…But I did play one on the “the young and the tarded”

That’s the best I’ve ever seen your hair look 🤔🫂

I know… I won the bet😳😂🤦🏽‍♂️⭕️

Amazing

Add in hangry

Man makes a good point🤔

…thermostat is math… and we’re clearly better at that😳😉😂😂😂🤣

Noshole is manlike in some ways, including power of mind, so could see how there would be an impass

You’re picking the right side here yodl

🤔😳… well except one of yall is joking🤭😂😂🤣

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I’m not sure how to answer that… u always amuse and or enlighten me🫡

… do u wanna be funny like a clown🤔😳😂🤭

Welp

He may be a tard of few words but nostr:npub19u565v7z5w69cthnygfg0yjgkt62fxsq90gdurapdj2wzw9vdufsvqng44 has wondered into the fray😳😂

Every. Damn. Time.