Go set an egg on a table. Then we can talk. ๐
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Pointy = front
Fat = back
That's the way they come out. But the chick's head is on the top 
We're not talking about what's inside of an egg, are we?
Yeah, the top is where the air bubble is.
Inconclusive ๐ค
I guess the left side is the top.

That is very much a conclusion.
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Now put it in water and see which side is the top.
๐ Nothing landbound stays upright in water.

