Ever notice that no one ever tries to make meat into fake vegetables?
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I had a cheese board once that had a flower made out of salami? haha ๐
Not true.

Let me introduce you all to #EpicMealTime:
In all seriousness, you're right, Jack. No sane person creates or consumes frankenfoods.
I like to think itโs because us carnivores are better than to try to trick people like that.