I feel like that would be detrimental to my health. I will have to pass 😂

Depends who the person is. I’d fight Vitalik Buterin for 21 sats. 😂

1,000,000

A substantial sum. I'm not MMA trained, my son is though and he's half my size. We were messing about one day and he got me in an arm bar. It took 4 MONTHS to go back to normal🙄😂.

Is it my lucky underpants? If so, Id do it for free.

Ill volunteer my amazon wife, no sats required.

Fight who? A random guy? Not too many. Fight you? Not enough.

I mean, I'm a cheap date. Last time I wrestled a six year old almost denuded the skin right off my arm bone, so If they are bigger than a six year old maniac, then it's going to be at least 10,000 sats.

Me get paid? I'm in!

All of us amateur martial artists have to pay for a fight and rarely know who our opponent is or their skill level until we've won or had our ass beat.

This is why I immediately lose all respect for pros who are picky about the opponent they face. Much prefer fighters like Cowboy who accepted any fight on any notice. Asking for a higher rank fighter during negotiations is fine but strategically turning down fights is a surefire way to lose me as a fan.

I think it would go ok until i got seriously punched in the face. Last time was high school and i got hardly glanced. Probably would try to pull an RdR and get it to the ground asap.