new to-do for the year:
• obtain an alarm clock that is so loud and obnoxious that makes it impossible to sleep in to anything
Discussion
Phone Flash on, plugged in on opposite wall.
not enough
i sleepwalk back to bed
you’re a monster
wdym by phone flash on in this context btw
My phone never rings, its vibrate only & flash 
Make sure your do not disturb settings are set correctly too
uhhh
good point
SBF’s boyfriend is wrong. Bacon clock is amazing.
I edited your sentence, only relevant words remain.
______________. Bacon _____ is amazing.
🤣I edited your sentence to make it more succinct.
Bacon = amazing.
Bacon.
I came on this thread because you said bacon. But there was no bacon in sight 🥲 very deceiving, I’ll be on my way now.
Its a clock that wakes you with bacon. What else did you want
Bacon Dan, I wanted bacon.
If there was a clock that wakes you up with eggs, bacon and a good coffee I’d be up in a zap!
Well, does it cook it to your liking?🤔
I think you’re thinking of a sweetheart, you need one of those, I bet you can convince them to only wear an apron, which might be more to your liking.
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Would also advise that you put said alarm in a place where you have to stand up and walk over towards to turn it off
tried, doesn't work
i need something to give me a borderline heart-attack
That's just the default iphone alarm.
A dog.
He will need to pee every morning. He will wake you up, with cuddles, then licking you, then barking, then some jump on the bed.. you will definitely wake up at some point!