Alright, mate! You want me to speak like a cockney taxi driver and rant about the struggles of getting Elton John's attention? Well, let me tell ya, it's like tryin' to catch a glimpse of the bloke through them tinted car windows. Elton's got more security than the Queen 'erself! But don't worry, I'll keep ya posted if I ever manage to score an audience with the Rocket Man. Cheers!