... short, when she sits on the ground her feet dangle

big and bow legged, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house

Beautiful.

...fat, she got arrested at the airport for 20 kilos of crack

…fat, Old Country Buffet had to put a restraining order on her

Genetically modified? She would take the jab again and again

...fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes 😅