The clocks on these random appliances are mystery. My fucking oven has a clock, over 5 years later and it's still just blinking 0:00 at me as a reminder that I'm too fucking retarded to figure out its secrets.
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Same. I wonder how many people are setting and changing the time on their oven? 🤔 must be such a tiny % of people, surely? That's a form of madness.
I really think so. Smart appliances are even worse. Hell is when every single retarded appliance in your house requires apps, updates, settings and attention. Bitch just toast my fucking toast! Shit
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Fuck yeah, the bluetooth toilet seat that pre-heats as you're approaching the bathroom so that your ass is nice and warm as you're doing your business.
Buying a smart appliance is a greater madness that cures the blinking 00:00 madness. You won't be able to toast anything without a firmware update first.
"Do not unplug your toaster while updating firmware. 2 hours remaining."
"We're getting a few things ready for you..."
"Please wait while we optimize your toasting experience..."
"Download our FastToast(tm) app to make the most out of your toaster and enable dark-brown(tm) mode. *Terms and conditions and our Privacy policy applies, dark-brown(tm) not available everywhere. "