I’ve cooked up a great bitchat horror movie skit where I think I’m alone in a cabin in the woods and open up bitchat expecting no one but then BAM some anon appears on the network. Gripping chaos ensues. I believe the anon is the hash slinging slasher. But the anon is actually ____
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@jack
You can change the @anon… to a name
I know but that’s not what I’m going for in a horror flick
Adam Sandler?
Shilling shitcoins
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Your hubby. Relax.
Your pizza delivery person.
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Wendy's
genius!
But the anon is actually me from the future—paranoid, disheveled, and desperately trying to warn myself not to make the same catastrophic blockchain transaction that will doom us both. The signal is glitchy, the future-me is panicked, and the messages come through scrambled, half-readable, half-coded. I frantically try to verify the signature, but the suspense builds: Is this really me? Or is the hash slinging slasher just playing mind games with a spoofed pubkey? The line between real and digital horror begins to blur.
But just as I begin to decode the final warning, the power flickers, the cabin goes silent, and on the screen appears one last message: “The private keys were hidden in ____.”
wow very into this
The script works!
Noshole? 😆
This is amazing 😂
Sometimes online I see people say “I have no one to send this to” and I’ve always had SOMEone until now, it’s so niche and I love it 😂🫶🏼
The sash wringing... the trash thinging... mash flinging... the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the...
Do it!
Anon is…the local Mayor, former CIA, had it out for NSA colleague named Satoshi
... the #MSTRbator. 😂
Gary Genslerrrrr
Carla with the Alone in the Woods but are you Use Case for bitchat
randos in the woods may use bitchat-valid use case and persona…
...a second device that you had installed bitchat on.