This morning The Toddler Vader kicked in the door like the Kool-Aid Man, screamed “Daddy wake up!!!” at an incalculable decibel level, and proceeded to punch me in the face.

Worked better than coffee.

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Only works once though, every 20 minutes? On Christmas?

He’s decided that this is the best way to ask me to play in the morning.

I don’t think he’s making a good case for a sequel (sibling)

He is the best birth control ever.

Those are good times, that unfortunately don’t last…enjoy them!!!!

The face pain, or the ear pain? 🤣

Trust me, the time goes quick!!!!

Blessed

Found a cute kids book called Darth Vader and Son at JFK airport a few minutes ago. Seems fitting.

Afraid of that read…he might try to force grip me again 😆

Did you hit snooze?

Forgot to set the damn alarm. FAFO situation for sure.