This morning The Toddler Vader kicked in the door like the Kool-Aid Man, screamed “Daddy wake up!!!” at an incalculable decibel level, and proceeded to punch me in the face.
Worked better than coffee.
Only works once though, every 20 minutes? On Christmas?
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He’s decided that this is the best way to ask me to play in the morning.
I don’t think he’s making a good case for a sequel (sibling)
He is the best birth control ever.
