Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

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Merry Christmoose!

Merry Christmas 🎄 🎁

knzgom

Are you talking to:

A. your children,

B. your parents or

C. your siblings? or

D: All of the above?

Christmas: the time for long drives in the country.

🤣🤣🤣

It's line from National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.

Classic.

The Happ- happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tapped danced with Danny fucking-Kay

*dips directly into the eggnog bowl*

I need this glass!

just watched it with my kids yesterday. My middle child said “That’s not a good Christmas movie. There’s not even a Santa!”

Hmm. He's not wrong. I've been watching this movie every year for most of my life.

#moostr