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berean jones 1y ago

Who wants some sats? ⚡ ✨ ⚡

It's a slow zap day so I'm going on the offensive instead.

Inspire or amuse me over the next 2hrs.

You'll get:

- 🤷‍♂️ 21 sats for doing something... anything.

- 🧠 42 sats if I learn something new (the answer to life, the universe and everything)

- 🏅 99 sats for expanding my badge collection (which, at five badges, is pretty lame).

- 😅 250 sats if you share some of your long form writing that I haven't seen before, some proof of physical work, or if your response makes me laugh

- ✝️ 316 sats if it's a profound biblical take (because I'm a berean after all)

After 2hrs, my mini zapathon closes, and I'll bless one of you with a random ⭐ 2100 sats ⭐

It ain't much, but it's honest work.

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Pattern 1y ago

Love your amusement price list 😄

berean jones 1y ago

Thanks for joining the chat ☺️

Pattern 1y ago

My pleasure mate, didn't do it for the zap, but sats are always welcome, cheers!

The Bird 1y ago

Here you go

I just got back from the grocery store and about passed out from sticker shock

Did you know that Jacksonville FL had the largest crane at 38 stories that was going to build offshore floating power plants? The crane cost $15million and was sold to China for $5million and the project never went anywhere

Why do I squat down and hold my legs and lean forward? Because that's just how I roll

Not really profound Biblical take, but I grew up Pentecostal and honestly see how we are in the end times with how the world is all turning on Israel (I don't defend their actions), we are on the cusp of global bal war (wars and rumors of war), starlink will provide Internet access across the globe and technology will be able to broadcast for the world to see the two witnesses from Revelation 11 to be killed for the world to see...you get where I'm going.

I shotgun blasted in longform in an attempt to see if one sticks and try to entertain and educate at the same time.

Either way if it didn't work. Have a wonderful and blessed day today.

berean jones 1y ago

Going for broke I see 😁

You're on the right line for the biblical take, but it goes deeper. If you're interested this recent pod may inspire.

https://fountain.fm/episode/cyLWReUyh3fWcbchUaXP

The Bird 1y ago

I listened to it. pretty interesting to me. I still lean towards my perspective on it, and don't begrudge anyone who thinks differently. I see both DD perspective and the host (I don't remember his name) I can see how the NARs perspective on bringing back dominion to the Earth and DD pov of it's Gods plan. I'm in the middle of these, and I liked how they both had so much common ground on their pov. I'll be checking out this pod again though so thank you

Bard 1y ago

Going for 42 sats here. learn something new. ok here goes.

latitudinal lines are parallel slices of the earth defined by the line that runs from the south pole to the north pole.

longitudinal lines are not parallel. the distance between them vary depending on your latitude. Bigger at equator, 0 at the poles.

going for 42 more:

the earth is not a sphere, it is an ellipsoid. NS radius differs from ew radius. when the flat earthers claim the earth is not a sphere, they are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

berean jones 1y ago

The first one was new to me, thanks 👍

hahahaha 1y ago

Ajax 1y ago

What do you call a magician who’s lost all of his magic?

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Ian

berean jones 1y ago

So I make that five replies, each zapped and commented below.

I also went and zapped the first note on the profile of npubs who gave a like. I'm in a good mood now.

Congrats to nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytn00p68ytnyv4mz7qgewaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnw3ezucm0d5hxzaf0qy28wumn8ghj7un9d3shjctzd3jjummjvuhszymhwden5te0wp6hyurvv4cxzeewv4ej7qghwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnw3ezucnpdejz7qgmwaehxw309a6xsetxdaex2um59ehx7um5wgcjucm0d5hsqg9zxxz62546vpwheda592m450hphjnylfmf5hywfthsk4xf2fdatv4ce3tg for getting the not-so-random 2100 sats... was the most interesting and 'off the wall' feed, so I zapped there.

Thanks all, maybe another one soon 💜🫂⚡

daomah 1y ago

Ah man, that wasn't necessary. I appreciate it though and will be sure to pay it forward. God bless