"I'm sorry, I thought you were a mannequin"

probably does no good 😅

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That’s exactly what I said!

Grabbed my pearls with one hand, his arm with the other, gave a little AH!, looked around for an AED, and said exactly that.

He, after being just as startled, called to his wife, chuckled a little and said ‘did you see what she just did?’

There’s a reason I don’t go out much.