I just shimmied through a relatively narrow space between a clothing rack and a mannequin. All was fine and dandy… until the mannequin moved.
Hi fellow human whose bubble I’m very much in and toes I’m nearly stepping on, I was just leaving!
That’s all.
#plebchain #nostrich
"I'm sorry, I thought you were a mannequin"
probably does no good 😅
That’s exactly what I said!
Grabbed my pearls with one hand, his arm with the other, gave a little AH!, looked around for an AED, and said exactly that.
He, after being just as startled, called to his wife, chuckled a little and said ‘did you see what she just did?’
There’s a reason I don’t go out much.
