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You wouldn’t want to roll over during the night!

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eee8f902... 2y ago

I don’t usually fall out of bed, please prepare the transaction, I’ll see you in the morning for my rew…

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That’s really very funny 😂😂

BeOG 2y ago

Count me in

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Nelly 🍁 2y ago

I'd do it for free.

What if you needed to go to the bathroom during the night? 😳

Steven Day 2y ago

Well the beds underneath would earn their 2 BTC.

Nelly 🍁 2y ago

It'll definitely be the most tricky poo ever.

Squatting over the side?

Nelly 🍁 2y ago

Use the pillow case then toss it over lol

😂😂

RK Lectio 2y ago

I'll do it

BitBees 2y ago

Hard pass.

tigs 2y ago

One night only. And I get to pretend I'm asleep and can hang onto something besides my naked soul 😂

This is just too funny! Maybe strap you to the bed? 😂

tigs 2y ago

That would defo work actually hahha 🤣

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b75b9a31... 2y ago

Pass I probably would die of cold 🤣

You can have a hot water bottle

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b75b9a31... 2y ago

😂🤣

Mudgestein 2y ago

Not a chance sadly. (Well happily:)

Agreed

node 2y ago

worth it

Looks like fun! Sign me up.

Still hell no from me!

Real Matrix vibes.

Major Daniel.

Nostr-Anon 2y ago

oh! glass guards! it was removed

K 2y ago

100 bitcoin and I would do it

How about 10 bitcoins?

K 2y ago

I think I’m sold

10 but you have to sleep with someone else in the bed.

K 2y ago

Lol it depends on the person though 😂

I’d sleep with anyone for 10 bitcoins 😂

😂 well now all of the men of nostr have a savings goal

😂 they don’t know that I snore!

Definitely should discount the price by a btc. 9 it is!

paulo 2y ago

🥞⚡️😂

Is that the floor price?

You don’t want to pay the floor price here.. its rock bottom.

Starting bid

You guys totally missed my joke.

Wait, say it again

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Absolutely 💯

I was hoping you’d say, “If you want the bed, it’ll cost you 15 bitcoins.”

Well I was going to say ‘double it for the bed’! 😂

That’s more like it!

Get it? Cuz there’s rock at the bottom of the canyon?

GOT IT ZACH 😂

😂😂

Majere 2y ago

Come now sister, knowyours worth lol

Seems like she does.

Majere 2y ago

Touché

Majere 2y ago

After sending that I also realized that sleeping with someone for 10 bitcoin could mean you know you're priceless though...

#bitcoin

#funthoughts

I’d certainly make it memorable!

☠️ 𝕯𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝕻𝖎𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖊 ☠️ 2y ago

Me too. I'd fuck a pig for 10 btc. It's hella gross, but I'd do it with gusto.

That esquealated quickly. 🐷

Ewww no beastiality here please, I’m for animal rights!

Cameri🐦‍🔥 2y ago

Those rights must be defended ⚔️

She literally helps rescue zebras. WTF, dude.

Cameri🐦‍🔥 2y ago

What? I thought Marie was joking as usual.

All good, I just don’t understand beastiality.

💜💜

☠️ 𝕯𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝕻𝖎𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖊 ☠️ 2y ago

I was joking. Sorry!

All good, all is well 💜🫂

Annie 2y ago

🤣

eliza 2y ago

Do I have to be able to fall asleep?

No you just pretend.

eliza 2y ago

It would be hard but I’d do it.

Brisket 2y ago

I have that thing around great heights where I start feeling compelled to jump.

For 1 bitcoin, I'd do it.

Justin_Tokyo 2y ago

Tuck me with chains so I don’t fall out of bed.

Yep 😂

Coffee ☕ 2y ago

If i had 1800 tequila shots before maybe 🥃

Me too 😂

Séimí Mac Síomón 2y ago

I would shit my ass out .

🤣😂

Poopgate

🤣😂💩

Are you going to be there?

Twisha 2y ago

Who would mind sleeping in a cosy bed inside a room with glass window , foggy mountains being the first thing you see as soon as you open your eyes?

Sleep or just spend the night?

SAME THING

MRCX 2y ago

I'll probably do it free; perfect place to read a book 😂

TheSamePuss 2y ago

I would consider the idea. Lol

You daredevil girl 😂💜

TheSamePuss 2y ago

I would also go skydiving.

You’re a wild one 😂💜

Ah, so that’s the one thing from Marie’s list you haven’t done!

My list??

Points for things that haven’t happened to you or you haven’t done. Skydiving was one of them.