God I can't make this shit up. Cloudflare AND a bonus profile created with some third party? You've been acting like I'm an asshole for pointing this out. Just fuck off dude. A true believer in this stuff would never send their grandma through the privacy wringer like this. Doing it privately would be EASIER. How many accounts and services did you have to sign up with just to serve up a simple PDF file?

Grifting, incompetent, or a fed.