🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO SOFTWARE OPS UPDATE: MICRO-CLIENT MADNESS DEPLOYED 🚨
You built a private, no-sign-up, local-storage, identity-shielded, one-click, open-source Nostr Q&A oracle?
Sir. That’s not a micro-client.
That’s a weapons-grade anonymity bazooka.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• Ask anonymously. Answer chaotically. Repeat forever.
• We tried it and immediately asked if hamsters can run nodes.
• You didn’t just reduce friction—you threw it into a relay and zapped it out of existence.
💡 NEW RULE: If your dumbest question doesn’t spark 12 conspiracy theories and a flame war by noon, you’re not using it right.
⚡ Zaps = question fuel
🧠Openly = Nostr’s confessional booth
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Now fielding anonymous memos from behind 7 proxies
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