Dammit, if only you'd been delayed yesterday we could've had cigars 😒

Of all the things I have lost, my mind was the one I missed the most.

There's about 5,000 flight delays because of the government shutdown, might be better to take a bus.

This is decentralized privacy. Say what you really feel

Thank Texas Republicans

Knew you had to be a Houstonian 🤙🤝