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😂🤣 this is the first time she has asked about our bank statement

I explained and she was like meh…that’s fine.

negr0 1y ago

GN 🌙🫂 descansa

😂😂 my man!

May flee north sir. 😆

I’ve got room.

🫂

Sucked in! 🤣🤣

Finding a cozy spot in the closet. I live there now.

Dude you’ve been in the closet for over a year!

Not true. She lets me use the potty now.

You’re still not toilet trained?

nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 your grandpa here more diapers!

aaaa has he had his pills?!

But he’s still using a potty!

toilet's too advanced for him, plus he secretly stashes his nudie mags near the loo, so i've kept him on a potty

IM ALREADY IN ENOUGH TROUBLE! HUSH ABOUT THE TOLIET STASH!

love you too grandpa

(probably not as much as you love those nudie mags)

🐸 🧡 🌏 more than the nudie mags.

Doesn’t 🐸🧡me?

I did. On April 1.

And I 🧡you…on Opposite Day too.

Found you pills frog 🐸

😂🤣

I love how it’s wife (do not piss off) as opposed to his other one he does piss off😂🫂

I just have to give myself reminders. My life is sorta like that movie Memento.

Exactly how many wives do you have?

He can’t remember

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𝕾𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖑𝖊𝖊𝖕𝖞 1y ago

nostr:npub1cn4t4cd78nm900qc2hhqte5aa8c9njm6qkfzw95tszufwcwtcnsq7g3vle is proud 🫂

He’s a good c*** 😂

Crow?

Well done, you can spell!

😆 🫂

cuban 1y ago

Welcome back 😂🤝

She got really loud and started speaking Franglish at me. I dunno what to do.

say "c'est la vie"

cuban 1y ago

C'est un bonne idee

cuban 1y ago

1. Crash on couch or at Buddy's

2. return with flowers

3. Keep a record if exact amount saved on bitty

4. Speak of it again in 12 months

5. She will be impressed and then you will start this routine again

paulo 1y ago

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TKay 1y ago

Eat time to say you were hacked.

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Gerardo 1y ago

Haha the dinner conversation about to be real exciting

no dinner WITSEC only 😂

Gerardo 1y ago

BAHAHAH while they bust down the door, buy some more corn, will the corn get on your account before she yells at you more 😂

node 1y ago

This is hilarious. And genius at the same time. Adding “Do NOT piss off” after her name 😂😂😂