😑 I just spent 21 minutes explaining to a patient who can’t breathe that they can’t eat cookies right now because they can’t breathe…

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I thought my visit was confidential 😤

I’m ded! 🤣😂🤣😂

is the exact concept that the patient couldn’t grasp if aforementioned cookies were ingested 😂

STAHP IT!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂☠️

is what was said when I threatened to intubate if they didn’t put the cookie down…

I’d let you eat cookies wolf. We’d deal with the aftermath later 😂.

😂😂 my kind of doctor

Live footage of Wolf from the ER

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fr fr only the top shelf stuff for that legend

Hey uh, what was in these cookies, Doc?

to make matters worse they were a generic knockoff shit store brand

if homemade chocolate chip may have played ball…probably not…but it would’ve at least made me pause

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Subway chocolate chip cookies and I’d risk never breathing again 😂

😂🤣 set higher standards

I learned from my wife.

this is an ANTI cookie PRO breathing note! 😂🤣

Is it also anti cookie breathing?

What if he is a cookie breathing pro?

Are you anti cookie breathing pro?

To freely cite Arundhati Roy: I'm not anti cookie, I'm anti sugar! (She drew the comparison with being branded as anti american, but she was anti nationalism in general). 🤙

If you want cry a lot of tears, view the visualisation by Satoshi of her Come September speech: https://vimeo.com/40341945

🔥 I have the hi-res DVD version of WE available and ready to share if one is interested just ping me public or PN.

Was he blue and furry?

sorta 😂

This was your patient?

I usually can’t breathe BECAUSE I’m in the middle of eating cookies

What about Oreos dipped in milk?

no Paul. No 😂

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