Same way Nick greeted the liberals that showed up to his front door, with mace and a spartan kick

https://youtu.be/WA_ppltGN6w

Who tf opens their door for strangers now a days?

Mf weirdos.

My response

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Ohh, I thought you guys were here for the threesome.

... the bachelor party is next weekend

I don’t have to open the door. Don’t talk to pigs 🐽

I encourage them to "come at me" with their big girl batons. In the ensuing scuffle that spills over into my living room, I handcuff them to each other, then call the police to come and collect them for trespassing.

Can’t scare me with a good time, ladies 😎

Ladies! Care for a Pint ?

https://v.nostr.build/8Hv9f1gP6MXdBXAl.mp4