Blood alcohol is above 0

Meaning i’m drunk

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Are you wearing the vest?

Unfortunately no. Hope everything ends okay

Safety first

Basically I’m hammered. I’m a lose fucking cannon. Ask me fucking anything.

What is the meaning of life? 🤔

*explodes in existential crisis*

Am I just a biological machine with free will?

Unfortunately

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You wake up next to an ASIC.

The fan is irregular, almost as if it’s breathing.

You notice it’s not plugged in.

What’s the first thing you ask it?

Fucking run away wtf that is horrifying.

But also check the IP address to see if it’s fucked or not.

You’re not a quitter, Tatum.

Remember that.

Okay… I think

What about?

“Thank you for choosing us…we’ve been waiting for you.”

(not a question i know)

What is Satoshi's private key?

Uh uh uh

What happened?

I don’t even know

It’s probably for the better 🤣🤣

What are you drinking?

Was drinking whiskey cokes. It has devolved into a pitcher of mystery beer.

Ooo, mixing types of alcohol…

Did you already drink the wine I sent you?

The day of, unfortunately

Wen between 2 bottles

Only question worth asking when we’re down to the wire:

What do you want?

Yes

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CryptoCloaks has a good guide. I’d link you but K am fucking hammered rn. I’ll brb

Do a miner noise in Spanish, please 😆