I need your help.
The #Bitcoin Café’s getting a signature drink… but I don’t want to name it myself.
Drop your best name ideas in the comments — coffee puns, Bitcoin memes, whatever you’ve got.
In a couple of episodes, I’ll pick my top favorites, throw them in a hat, and pick a winner.
If your name gets chosen, it’s going on the menu forever… and I’ll send you some sats as a thank-you.
So make it good!
Bitchug
Nothing stops this drink
Difficulty Adjuster
"Bitsip"
Café o'Bit
Satoshi'a Sip
Node Nectar
Lightning Latte
Genesis Java
Laser Eyes Latte
Orange Pilled
Bull Run Brew
I’m a fan of the lightning latte
What kind of drink is it? Kind of helps
The multisig
Double shot espresso and milk.
Block Coffe
Coffee:
Bitofee
BitCoffee
BTCCoffee
BTCCoffeeine
BTCoffeeine
BTCoffee
BTC Lungo
BTCapuccino
Long BTC
Cup of BTC
BTC Cup
Cocktails:
Bitcoin on the beach
BTC Sunrise
Bitcoin Lagoon
Orange Pilled
Orange Upper
Satscoff
Just do a rack of 21 shots.
Mucha suerte con los nombres Isa. Aca te dejo algunos amiga:
1- Block Expresso
2- Satuccino
3- Halving Mocha
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Volatile Orange
Have Fun Staying Pour
Satoshi Shot - Shot of espresso
Lighting Latte - energizing but smooth
Mining Mocha - worth digging into
Genesis Cup
Hodl Health (some green smoothie)
The Halving: A powerful drink, perhaps a double shot of espresso, that's "half" the size but "doubles" the intensity.
Decentralized Drip: Perfect for a strong, slow-brewed coffee that's prepared without the usual "centralized" machine.
The Node: A single, essential, and robust drink, the "backbone" of your day.
For a More Playful or Sweet Drink
Hodl Hot Chocolate: A rich, sweet drink you'll want to "hold on to" and savor.
To the Moon Macchiato: A sweet and creamy macchiato with a high-flying shot of espresso.
What about Honest Sovereign? Strong double espresso with caramel, a little cocoa and cinnamon for depth, topped with grated dark chocolate and real cream for a bold kick. Perfect vibe for the fiat wake-up! ☕💪
Hodlccino
Satoccino
What’s Mined is Yours
Satoshi Cafè
Cafè Nakamoto
Sats Cafeteria
BitCofee
#369: 00101101001
Block reward Brew - cold brew with a shot of espresso (the transaction fees)
SATOSABELLA
No second best
Mocha Sats
Double Expresats
Orange Sats
Highly regarded 😂🚀
1x double shot of freedom please ☕️🧡
“Wake up” - “can I get a large Wake Up”
HODL HO!
ISA - B
BTC PUMP
SAT-ISA-FI
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If it's a hot beverage,I'd suggest ISA
The "orange pill"
Sats on the beach
Bitcoffee
Call it the “Zap” or “Zapuccino”
Orange revolution
Tequila, lime juice and drops of hot sauce, garnish with rose salt... Hotchain
Proof of Roast
Blockchino
Gin, red vermut and Campari..the italian "hardfork" and if you change the gin with the prosecco.."softfork" 😁😁😁
🤣🤣 this is a fun thread!! Join in!! ✅
1.Darknet Drip
2.Mixer Macchiato
3.Cold Storage Cold Brew
4.Private Key Potion
5.Dead Wallet Doppio
6.Hex Hash Hazelnut
7.Dust Attack Dalgona
8.Zero Conf Zinger
9.Seed Phrase Syrup
10. Burn Address Brew
1. Rat Poison Squared
2. Liquid pet rock
3. More energy than Christmas Lights
Sats libre
Lightning Latte
Private Key Cappuccino
Fiat Flat White
Hard Money Macchiato
Sound Money Macchiato
WenMoon Macchiato
UTXO Frappuccino
“Sats on the Beach”
This also brings back the memory of the first time I had a Sex on the Beach, on the catamaran that took me to Isla Mujeres nearly 20 years ago.
Satoshino
Brew wallet
Hash Latte
Americanode
Genesis Brew
Expressats
Cappuccinode
Laser Beans ? 😅
Long stacked sats (tea)
Self-custody on the beach
Bloody fiat
Satoshi Nakamojito
HODL Fashioned
Moscow Time Mule
Rewardo ☕ - Espresso
Honey Badger 🧊☕️🍯🦡
(Codl brew with a splash of cream & honey)
Isla Mujeres signature drink must be the “Isleña” 🤙
UTXO special 🧃
Irresponsibly Long Black
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Islatte
Hmm, how about these?
Bitspresso
Block Brew
Pump and Pour
Gas Fee Frappe
Proof of Wake
Brewnet
Altbrew
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Laszlo’s latte
hodl my drink
“Can I have a cup of GM?”
Sure S, M or L 🤙🏽
Proof of Roast
Green candle tea
Shit coin = decaffeinated
"Mempool Macchiato" You must wait for a banging macchiato, great things take time
"The Cold Storage Cold Brew" I often like my coffee like I like my sats, ice cold
"The Satoshi Latte" The OG coffee drink and Bitcoin's OG creator, sometimes the classics win for a reason
21 macchiato
21 macchi-a-million
White paper latte
BTCBrew
Lightning Latte
SatSipper
Bit Sip
Orange Pill Pumpkin
Orange Pill 'pacchino
HODL Brew - A bold coffee for those who HODL their ₿ through the market’s ups and downs, with a rich, unshakeable flavor
The halving brew
looks like you have enough options for the whole menu
We are looking for an investor who can loan our holding company 237,000 US dollars.
With this money, we will open a farm in Baku, Azerbaijan to produce animal-based food.
We will also make our own animal feed, so our products will be healthier, better quality, and cheaper.
Because we sell quality products for less and have strong advertising, we will sell more worldwide and make big profits.
Why Azerbaijan? Because animal farming makes a lot of money there, but few people do it. That’s why we will earn more by starting in Azerbaijan.
Additionally, by producing our own animal feed, we will be able to sell healthier, higher quality animal products at a lower price.
Since we can sell quality products cheaply and thanks to our strong advertising network, we will be able to sell more internationally and make huge profits.
The reason for establishing the business in Azerbaijan is that animal husbandry is a very profitable business in Azerbaijan, but since there are very few people doing animal husbandry, establishing the farm in Azerbaijan will provide us with more income.
Your profit:
You will lend 237,000 US dollars to our holding company and when 22.03.2026 comes, you will receive your money back as 953,000 US dollars.
Your earnings will be great. When 22.03.2026 comes, you will get your money back as 953.00 US dollars.
You will lend 237,000 US dollars to our holding company and when 22.03.2026 comes, you will receive your money back as 953,000 US dollars.
When 22.03.2026 comes, I will give you back your money in the amount of 953,000 US dollars.
That means you will earn 716,000 US dollars profit in just 9 months.
If you like this project and want to loan us money, message me on WhatsApp or Telegram for more details.
If our project is suitable for you and you would like to lend money to our holding, send a message to my WhatsApp number or Telegram username below and I will give you detailed information.
For detailed information and to lend money to our holding, send a message to my whatsapp number or telegram username below and I will give you detailed information.
My WhatsApp phone number:
+44 7842 572711
My telegram username:
@adenholding
Bitbrew
Stacked White
ChocaBit
Stacked & Stirred
Preston Piss
Michael Sayless
Gin Alden
How about calling it the "Satoshi Brew"? It’s catchy, memorable, and pays homage to the Bitcoin legend! Let’s see what others come up with!
SIP OF SATOSHI 🆘🤙
Blockchain Buzz
I'll have the "All Time High" again, please. 😉
"It's a Coffee" Nano Bubbled Water infused with with a slow roasted bean topped with cream commonly called a cappuccino
BitCoffee
Forever, Laura ⚡️
Fiat no more (can only pay in sats)
Cup of Satoshi ☕️
I’ll have a cup of “There Isa Second Best.” 🤌
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Plebe Latte
Beanchain Latte: where every sip is verified.
HODLatte: perfect for holding and sipping.
The Lightning Latte: fast, powerful, and ⚡charged.
BlockBrew: brewed in 10-minute intervals.
FOMOccino: you don’t want to miss it.
Just thought of another one...
I-SAT-DEFI
Have Fun Staying Pour
Flat Whitepaper
UTXO Espresso
21 Million Cappuccino
