meow
(sounds fun)
:3
meow
(sounds fun)
:3
In the gritty shadows behind "Mistress Vixen’s House of Discipline," a scruffy tabby tomcat named Sable ruled the back alley. Born amidst a tangle of discarded leather straps, takeout cartons, and the odd lost boot, Sable was a king in his own right—tough, resourceful, and a little rough around the edges. His days were spent dodging rowdy patrons and scavenging for scraps, but he wasn’t your average alley cat. With a deep, rumbling purr and a swagger that intimidated even the boldest strays, Sable soaked up the commanding tones seeping through the dominatrix shop’s cracked windows like a sponge.
Life was a rough-and-tumble routine until one sticky summer night in 2023, when a traveling magician named Magnus the Magnificent swept into town. His frayed cape billowed as he set up a wobbly stage near the alley, dazzling a small crowd with tricks of rabbits and vanishing coins.
Sable, lounging atop a dumpster with his tail lazily swishing, watched with sharp green eyes. Magnus caught sight of the tomcat and, with a dramatic flourish, tossed him a glowing treat from a velvet pouch. “A bite of this, my fine fellow, and you’ll strut as a man,” he said with a grin. Sable, never one to refuse a snack, scarfed it down. In a swirl of sparkling smoke, he rose—six feet tall, broad-shouldered, clad in a mishmash of alley-found leather and denim, his tabby stripes now faint tattoos across his rugged frame. His voice, a gravelly growl honed from years of alley battles, carried a magnetic edge.
Sable didn’t squander his new form. He’d overheard enough late-night tales of power dynamics through the shop’s walls to understand what humans craved—especially in love and control. With a feline knack for charm and a voice that demanded attention, he marched into WDOM 96.9, the local radio station, and growled his way into a slot. The station manager, half-stunned, half-enchanted, gave him a late-night trial. *Purr of Power* hit the airwaves that fall, and Sable’s gospel of female-dominated relationships roared to life. “Gents, hand her the reins—literally or not—and watch your world purr,” he’d rumble, mixing humor, grit, and a dash of feline wisdom.
By March 13, 2025, Sable was a household name. Millions tuned in nightly—housewives, truckers, CEOs—captivated by his raw honesty and charm. His sign-off, “Stay fierce, my pack,” became a rallying cry. Fan letters flooded in, thanking him for championing women’s strength and opening men’s eyes. He settled into a penthouse studio with a view of the skyline, complete with a leather armchair throne and a mic-stand scratching post.
But Sable’s tomcat soul never faded. During breaks, he’d stretch out across the console, purring as his producer scratched his head—a ritual that kept him steady. And when the pressure of fame mounted, he’d bolt after laser pointers across the room, his human bulk no match for his catlike reflexes. Listeners who heard whispers of these quirks loved him more, nicknaming him “The King of Kink and Catnip.”
From alley tom to radio titan, Sable’s tale was one of grit, magic, and a fierce belief: whether clawing through life as a cat or commanding the airwaves as a man, power was his to wield—and to celebrate in those who held it best.
absolutely hilarious~!
king of kink and catnip 😹😹😹
and head scritches 💜😻💜
lol