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Obi Wan Koby wants to battle โšก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜

Is that duel of the fates that I hear playing?

What are you doing you degenerate zapper and โšก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

I though the rules were first to 100k won. I won

๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿซจ

I still have the second emoji as a ?

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No you havenโ€™t won

I have the high ground

Wait ..pause, did you meet my son Obi Wan Koby?

Planet?

No the Prince of Thunder? Seriously did you meet him here?

Idk what youโ€™re talking about.

This is my kid please give him a warm Obi Wan Koby welcome and then we will resume

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Followed ๐Ÿซ‚

Zapping โšก๏ธ

Ok restart โšก๏ธ

Obi Wan Koby you still here? ๐Ÿฅท

I almost broke my phone with a corrupted data post haha ๐Ÿ˜‚

It was my gif but some home it posted about 10k+ lines of text that I had to manually delete

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Can you even count? ๐Ÿคฃ Two zaps โšก๏ธ

Of course I canโ€™t count! I can barely spell

Wtf Iโ€™ve no idea what amounts we are up and down to ๐Ÿคฃโšก๏ธโšก๏ธ

Wait, are we back to square one? ๐Ÿคฃโšก๏ธ

This is a square dance not square one. You Aussies are basically country folk

But where do you reside? Which continent?

Btw I am a very good dancer ๐Ÿ’ƒ

For some reason I had you pegged for a Euro ๐Ÿค”

I am so offended.

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Now Iโ€™m curious as to what Euro country you thought I was from LMAO ๐Ÿคฃ

For some reason I thought you were from the UK, Scotland ๐Ÿค”

koby always been from murica

and Iโ€™ve always been from _____

Estonia ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ช

Exactly right ๐Ÿ’œ

Cool ass country tbh.

The asses are great here indeed ๐Ÿ‘

Watched a whole documentary on Estonia. Don't tell the Americans all the common sense shit y'all do there. They're not ready.

We're ok with asses though. Send asses. ๐Ÿคฃ

Was this confirmed?

Yep

Most wonderful news! I will keep that the one under my hat now. (I must go back to bed now)

Sweet dreams friend ๐Ÿซ‚

Ok Planet are you joining in this battle โšก๏ธ

Out of the loop, whatโ€™s happening?

We are having a zap battle here, join in and get Obi Wan Koby

Iโ€™m out of sats ๐Ÿ˜… Sent them out to all the causes here.

Wait Planet, did you meet my son! The young Prince is finally here!

I might have ๐Ÿ’œ

Rude

#[4]โ€‹ #[5]โ€‹ here is the battle

Time to teach all you boys a real lesson โšก๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ

Okay but I gotta go to bed. Iโ€™m negative 5-10k so I win.

gn ๐Ÿฆ‰

See you next time!

Nope not anymore ๐Ÿคฃ

FFS Marie!!! ๐Ÿคฃ

I just replenished you too

Wolf ๐Ÿบ were are you??

Zapping these mofos

Maybe I will stay up...

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Ok 8 little zaps was good, now I can go to sleep

Ok I spanked you a couple now you can sleep ๐Ÿ’ค

Well done Marie ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ™

Wtf is this ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi!

Crikey the croc hunter ๐Ÿ˜‚

Frog after he has a romantic night ๐Ÿคฃ

Letโ€™s see how it goes first, it can go both ways ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Heโ€™s very quiet, itโ€™s either gone really really good, or really really like this bad ๐Ÿ˜‚

sorry hydratingโ€ฆwhat?

Heโ€™s still alive, he mustโ€™ve got lucky ๐Ÿ€

Manโ€™s feeling enlightened for sure ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’œ

would try

Cannibalism!!

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Some males like to lick parts of themselves ๐Ÿ˜‚

heard that #[5]โ€‹ was vegetarian these days

Wonder what he ate for dinner tonight on his date? ๐Ÿคฃ

This drink for frog ๐Ÿธ Iโ€™m guessing?

Hope he also had his fruits ๐Ÿซ‚

I knew there was a reason I always hated bananas ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿธ

๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’œ Anyways, yโ€™all ready to have some dinner?

Oh yes please, show us your number 1 meals Planet

Here we go

Thatโ€™s gold! Iโ€™m stealing this and keeping it ๐Ÿคฃ

#[8]โ€‹ check this out ๐Ÿ˜‚

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How was date night ๐Ÿธ?

Fancy dinner & dancing?

Got me curious aswell ๐Ÿ‘€

Frog ๐Ÿธ you ded??

Hopefully it didnโ€™t end like this ๐Ÿ’œ

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

I bet it did, bet he cannot fit into his closet anymore ๐Ÿคฃ

beep beep

Itโ€™s going to be a smooth ride into the retirement village for him next week ๐Ÿคฃ

This is brilliant ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ I canโ€™t stop laughing at this

Just look at this sexy hunk of a frog

Well howdy there gorgeous frog ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Looking youthful bud ๐Ÿ’œ #[7]โ€‹

Going through med-school ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜‚

The wonderful thing about all of these is that Iโ€™m saving them, thanks Planet ๐ŸŒŽ

๐Ÿ˜‘ yโ€™all gonna make me hide in the closet again arenโ€™t you?

After all that food you ate tonight can you even fit in there? ๐Ÿ˜‚

Maโ€™am. I ate one appetizer. Granted it was an murican appetizer, but stillโ€ฆ

How many desserts did you have?

#[7]โ€‹ is apparently still looking for snacks after the date ๐Ÿ’œ

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ yeah I wonder how many times heโ€™s opened his fridge tonight looking for more food ๐Ÿฒ

This is me after easter long weekend

Doesnโ€™t seem so happy about it ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

In his younger years ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜‚

is it weird that this makes me feel patriotic?

Just let them all ride in a circle, call it NASCART

we do do that

We call it Walmart

My favourite kinda art

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only place in the world I have seen fat people ride around in a cart eating the biggest bag of crisps even before they get to the checkout. Itโ€™s pure insanity. Must admit I love crisps too

Try working at one. Been there done that hell. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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Maybe he ate too much and didnโ€™t share with the date

it was glorious frens

I didnโ€™t have to hum the imperial March or change a diaper the whole time!

Where you in a dream? Are you sure this was real ๐Ÿ˜‚

#[5]โ€‹ I am sorry frog but this is just too funny

Howโ€™s it looking yโ€™all? ๐Ÿ’œ

๐Ÿธ you look very rare ๐Ÿคฃ

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glad I already ate dinner Ngl ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

Before we get too into the weeds I see a language barrier coming up https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-Canadian-as-opposed-to-the-US-and-the-UK-definition-of-the-word-fanny

No one in Canada says fanny.

In UK they do ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’œ

Doesnโ€™t it mean pussy in UK ๐Ÿ˜‚

Fanny pack

Freddie Murcury is disappointed now

In Canada it means ass.

No one in America says fanny.

In America it means ass.

Exactly.

Here are two:

What does โ€œTop shelf tittiesโ€ mean in Canadian?

Or โ€œYou got to put the biscuit between the pipesโ€

Dan I thought you were going to sleep a while ago? ๐Ÿ˜‚

Yeah I should lol.

Ok peace out

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ when you have too much fun, I know!

Ok now you can go to sleep โšก๏ธโšก๏ธ

Ok night no zap backs!

Ok friend you win this round have a good sleep ๐Ÿ’ค

gn ๐Ÿฆ‰ frens

Night ๐Ÿซ‚

gn โค๏ธ

When heโ€™s banished to the couch ๐Ÿคฃ

wth hellthread am I in ๐Ÿ˜‚

? All I know is zap

You mean the smack ๐Ÿ˜‚

Frog ๐Ÿธ trying to look sexy for his wife ๐Ÿคฃ

#[3]โ€‹ enjoy the date โค๏ธ

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

I sent you this picture of myself in confidence planet!

Exactly my thoughts!๐Ÿคฃ

Merci madam croc wrangler

๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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ffs those pants look uncomfortable

Thatโ€™s the point.

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Are we going up to a million?

Never been across the big pond.

My ancestors were Scottish though so thatโ€™s hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚

Hahahah I knew there was some Scottish in you!

Thatโ€™s so funny! No idea how far back but enough that itโ€™s hard to trace it all.

ffs #[3]โ€‹

u trying to piss off the murican?

Oh look who finally came over to play welcome ๐Ÿธ ready for a little battle โšก๏ธ

Today

all love and making fun of clown world here

Pfftttt we havenโ€™t even started โšก๏ธ๐Ÿฅท

Right? โค๏ธ๐Ÿ–ค