You don't have one of these?

Shit, I always have a pistol on the toilet I can grab in case someone wants to fuck around and find out when I am in the shower.

Plus odds are that since I am already naked and if I'm feeling particularly randy by showing physical appreciation to myself in the shower.

You are going to be dealing with a naked ex body builder having a full impressive erection unleashing 60-150 rounds of justice all over your face.

Not the best way to die, but it is funny.

Bro is smart but needs to move