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Iโ€™m confused as to how they got the sperm out. Do snakes have dicks? And if soโ€ฆwhoโ€™s jacking off the snakes? ๐Ÿ˜‚

If you have to ask, you canโ€™t afford it

True ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Oh shit the zap worked!

Yayyyy

The most scarce assets are the most valuable๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคท.

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Snakes have two penises. They can and sometimes do have sex with two females at the same time. Just one of the many things i can not unlearn while stonned and watching nature documentaries.

As for jerking them off. Thank God the documentaries did not bring up the subject matter. Only milking I have seen in one of those is for venom from their fangs.

Gives new meaning to โ€œtwo-timing snake.โ€

Cmon. This cant be real please ๐Ÿ˜ญ

No. Itโ€™s actually real ๐Ÿ˜‚

#FakeNews

She said it on camera multiple times ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

Is this... too cringy๐Ÿ˜…?

Accurate๐Ÿ˜‚ I remember that show back in the day

This still doesn't beat Sandra Bullock's facials. Hahahahahaa

What did she use? Seagull jizz?

Young men's foreskin.

Wait like real people? How does she get it?

That's why we need to save the children from the celebrities.

Well she probably just knows a Mohel ๐Ÿ˜‚

Yes. All celebrities do satanic rituals. That's what this snake cum drinking stuff is. Hahaha

๐Ÿ˜‚ fucking weirdos

Yeah it does sound a bit Biblical if you get my meaning.

Orโ€ฆlike silence of the lambs ๐Ÿ˜‚

Silence of Jessica Simpson when shes wrestling my snake.

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Darling, you know sheโ€™s jerked off plenty of snakes in her day.

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She got ran thru like the I-95 does around 5pm.

Who are you lol? I follow you, but you have no pic or name

Iโ€™m beyond pissed bro, came back after taking a long (dad passed) and now my pro pic and banner are gone!!!

Ugh well whoever you are, Iโ€™m very sorry for your loss. I lost my dad a few months ago, hang in there ๐Ÿซ‚

She taking the carnivore/animal based diet to a whole new level.

bad drugs... wtf