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The aliens just want our Bitcoin. They showed up right around the time that Zaps were launched on Damus TestFlight. 👽

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Unfortunately the TestFlight was full, which I think might have made them angry 🙈

Yes, but it's for a great cause

They already took all mine

Jack needs a GoFundMe?

Very sad.

👀 can aliens mine bitcoin?

Yes. They have Space ASICs. The difficulty adjustment in a few hours is going to be nuts.

SpaceICS?

I lost all my bitcoin in an alien accident :/

Same had no idea it’d be that kind of probe

Unfortunately for me, my bitcoin isn’t the only thing they probed

This might age well lol

Aliens: the new boating accident 💯

I zapped all mine. Nothing to see here.

humanity: creates nostr

aliens: yeah, they're ready to hang with us

They know if they sign a message with Satoshi’s key, then we will accept their superior intelligence.

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