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She does this for you and says "this is a one time deal. If you want this every day you need to put a ring on it"

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🔥👀😂

Where does she want the ring?

On the finger

What ring?

How can we be sure that she will stick to the agreement?

💍👧🤚

quickly puts a ring on the meat.

Flee the scene, beer in hand

No come back 😭

Do I pay for the meat too?

Eat the steak, say nothing. Another will appear tomorrow with the same ultimatum.

She's a keeper

Skeptical that the contract will be upheld by all parties

Is she always going to serve it naked?

That's the deal si

I don't drink beer. The naked part is great, though. I should've made that deal with my wife before proposing.

Bitch, pack yr shit rn!!!

What in the world did I see? Could it be two steamed buns?