ffs that was my only other safe space aside from the 🚽
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Don’t expect that to remain sacred is my only advice. Her head will appear under the door using her upside down powers.
the toddler breached the door midcrap today
nowhere is safe for me now 😭
That second half is never as satisfying afterwards either.
Is it even considered a second half if they already scared the crap out of you?
Oh. I don’t relate. I’m a clencher. 🤣
Years of training called residency.
I need to be able to evacuate, on demand, both ends…so I can’t get back to work right away.
Nurses can sense if Im in the bathroom. It’s like the bat signal goes up. And once im midstream then all the pages start.
Damn man. Being a doctor is tough. Every time I talk to one, I feel better about my doctor bill.
🤣Now let’s not go crazy. We can still be mad about those.
Aside from the bathroom thing and the losing sleep from worrying about people it ain’t that bad at all (after you conquer the soul crushing debt).
You seen normal & well adjusted
Well shit. If that’s true I better retire.
He hides in a closet to talk to cats and upside down people. Totally well adjusted. 👍
I chug maple syrup and trust my government institutions. What do i know
🤣😂 a true patriot
Umm… sounds sticky?
The syrups annoying too
Lmao. 🤣 touché.
I love opening up these ridiculous threads after dinner 😂 ceaseless entertainment. I thank you
It’s the best part. ❤️
100% 💜🫂🫂
All my favourite nutters right here…just missing nostr:npub12rze589jx0gg6kslkjfl2gxxkhtlw73t5shyve5qrglrv6c2qflqejj7ns
He’s using a bidet for nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve
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This got less shitier of a night
It took a turn for the better didn’t it? 😂
I like wet butts I cannot lie…
Why is aforementioned butts wet Marie?
Deez nutters doin what we do best
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Deez nuts 
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They…. They frighten me.
I like big nuts and I cannot lie..
🤣🤣 he does have perfect technique. No need for tp 💦
Damn. Missed it. Had to feed the brood.
Do you recommend the Covid Vax to patients?
Meh. Depends on the person.
I work in the acute care setting so if I meet someone they’re already too sick/too late for any vaccines so we don’t sling those.
Nowadays seeing way less severe covid than before (thankfully) so I personally haven’t gotten boosted but I’m also fairly healthy and on the youngerish side.
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