I'm actually...I think we should actually do this. This would be fuckin hilarious. Maybe nostr:npub1h8nk2346qezka5cpm8jjh3yl5j88pf4ly2ptu7s6uu55wcfqy0wq36rpev can do the trailer.
"On the day she sent her last child off to college, carried by his two little legs...she would turn to face her next greatest challenge....one with...farrr moore leeggs..."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cut scene to the dad angry about all the Amazon packages filled with different sandals.
"Little did he know she was the savior he needed."
"She only has two feet??" Narrator: "..what he didn't know is that these weren't for her feet, but for an enemy, with many...many feet." I feel like comic effect of constantly talking about the innumerable leggs on these bugs is essential to cross the chasm between shitty movie and B-movie classic its so bad it's good.
Corny sound effects for the splats and sandal throws. Swoosh, splat, squish.
