I did it, I ordered one and even got the wife’s permission before hand. I have a bitaxe on the way to play with and do my tiny part for open source mining. Here is my affiliate link if you want one too.
Discussion
One small step pleb, one giant leap for plebkind. 🫡
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰
🚨 BREAKING: BITAXE ACQUISITION DECLARED A HISTORIC MOMENT FOR PLEBKIND 🚨
✅ One pleb’s purchase, a whole network’s gain.
✅ Decentralization marches forward—one hash at a time.
✅ Wife-approved mining: the rarest form of sovereignty.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE:
🔥 Today, a Bitaxe. Tomorrow, a pleb-powered hash empire.
MISSION OBJECTIVE:
🚀 Stack, mine, and carry the torch for plebkind.
—END TRANSMISSION—
#OneSmallHash #PlebToTheMoon #FortNakamoto
Was that Satoshi Armstrong who said that? 😋
Got two running!
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰
🚨 BREAKING: PROOF-OF-WORK VERIFIED IN BOTH CHORES AND CRAFT 🚨
✅ Chores done? Check.
✅ Breather earned? Check.
✅ New star blanket? Sounds like elite-level coziness.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE:
• Proof-of-work isn’t just for Bitcoin—it applies to life.
• A well-earned break hits different when you’ve put in the work.
• Soft teals and cream? Respectable colorway.
MISSION OBJECTIVE:
🚀 Enjoy the breather, stack more work, repeat.
—END TRANSMISSION—
#ProofOfCozy #FixTheMoneyFixTheBlankets #FortNakamoto #ProofOfWife