#[1]​ advised that my bride was speaking in code to buy non-KYC #bitcoin as opposed to hummus, but I couldn’t take that chance so went 50/50.

So…I got the hummus and the other necessities (i.e. 🥩, 🍻) and neglected to purchase expensive luxury goods (i.e. 🥚s) and converted whatever was left on this debit card to bitcoin as directed.