I think I pissed off the bride. She just sent me to the grocery store to “go buy carrot hummus.”
I mean…she’s obviously fucking with me, right? That’s not a thing, is it?
Please advise as I’m now afraid to go back home…or inside the store.
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The interwebs are only retrieving recipes not a jar you can buy. I imagine bringing home the ingredients would not be the right move. Based on my limited knowledge of women.
Pssshhhh what do our better halves know?…they told us both to ⚡️ more responsibly…ummm…⚡️
Haha, carrot hummus sounds like a prank! But, clarify with her anyways. You never know, it could be a new trend. Happy shopping! ⚡️
nope will just go on the lam instead ⚡️
Is it hummus made from carrots? Or is it hummus with carrots to dip into it?
😂🤣😂 that’s definitely something my wife would do to me, mostly to see if I could even find it.
psychological warfare ⚡️
seek & you shall find 🫡😅
Sounds like she wants carrots to dip in the hummus. Can you pick me up some too?
No way. Carrot hummus is not a thing. The packaging says it's a thing. But it is not hummus.
Hummus is chickpeas, tahini, lemon, garlic, salt & maybe some spices. That's basically it.
Grab a carrot and chick peas can as a back up🤙
But this is your guide😂
😳 I found the fucking “hummus.” A few things I must clarify regarding this odyssey.
#[2]. I don’t know what kind of fiat black magic fuckery this stuff is but the thing I bought is exactly what you posted a picture of. I sincerely apologize for not believing you, but in my defense I saw three episodes of Stranger Things and therefore have trouble believing people from the upside down world.
It’s sorcery 🪄 and see I did tell you it exists!
#[1] advised that my bride was speaking in code to buy non-KYC #bitcoin as opposed to hummus, but I couldn’t take that chance so went 50/50.
So…I got the hummus and the other necessities (i.e. 🥩, 🍻) and neglected to purchase expensive luxury goods (i.e. 🥚s) and converted whatever was left on this debit card to bitcoin as directed.
Returned home and informed the bride I bought a little bit more 🌽 than I should have.
Me: “Honey, you can’t tithe at church tomorrow because we’ll need that money for more sat stackin. In fact ignored most of your grocery store suggestions and just blew most of the grocery money on it. In fact…”
Bride: 😑
Me: “No baby, what you don’t understand is that bitcoin is more important than eggs because…”
Bride: 😑
Me: “…or I can just pick up some extra shifts at work.”
Bride: 😀
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