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I think I pissed off the bride. She just sent me to the grocery store to “go buy carrot hummus.”

I mean…she’s obviously fucking with me, right? That’s not a thing, is it?

Please advise as I’m now afraid to go back home…or inside the store.

Sounds like she wants carrots to dip in the hummus. Can you pick me up some too?

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No way. Carrot hummus is not a thing. The packaging says it's a thing. But it is not hummus.

Hummus is chickpeas, tahini, lemon, garlic, salt & maybe some spices. That's basically it.

I have never seen carrot hummus at a grocery store.

It's a thing. But it's not hummus. Kinda like non-alcoholic beer.

It's a beverage, but ya shouldn't call it "beer." haha