It’s $59.95 because Donald Trump is a cheap, cheesy grifter. Do you think he’s ever actually read the Bible? He breaks all the commandments on a regular basis. However, he is glad to sell the shit of them to his duped, desperate flock.
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cheap and cheesy is exactly how 5 cent reduction on a price like $0.95 makes me feel.
there's part of me that's like "but he got shot at". clearly some element of the blob is not happy with him. what if he puts a stick in the spokes of whatever machine he's involved in. or at least he will be such a circus that TPTB will ignore us.
or maybe it's Wall street banks + Trump + red silicon valley against government bureaucrats +KH + blue Silicon valley.
either way we'll have more tech surveillance. but you choose which way there will be more comedy!
The comedy is, no matter how relentlessly the Trump Crime Family fleeces the flock, the MAGAs want to be grifted over barrel harder and harder.
the Italians get all the sexy mafia bad guys, just let us have our one scotch-irish bad boy hero fleece us even if the rest of the world thinks he's a doofus...
Scotch-Irish?! He’s a Drumpf. Germanic immigrants who Anglicized their name. Everything about him is a fraud. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/donald-drumpf/
hah, it's a big tent. we'll welcome him in as long as he's not too much of a smart-ass