Nostr Web Client

My mom said that grok has been helping her “think straight” after her stroke 🤔 can stache use AI yet? 🤭

stache 1mo ago 💬 4

Astonishingly….I avoid all that crap…. Also i have never used any social media except nostr

…. I only got on to support it and increase its footprint cuz it’s open source … and then I met these aggravating bunch ⭕️ retards and have been way more active than I’d ever imagined

… but nope I’m not asking grok🤨…. Grok can gf himself

…. Ima stick with nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve and the rest o the tards… and if they find that irritating it’s like my sweet ol Granma use to say “f*k’em”🤨😳😂

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Noshole 1mo ago 💬 2

I see your zap button now so it’s all a moot point to me anyways 🤷‍♀️😂🫂

YODL 1mo ago 💬 1

I zapped it just now and it went to the void. We're closer at least

Noshole 1mo ago

Same actually 🤭 but I don’t want the headache of continuing on 🤣

stache 1mo ago 💬 3

Well then zap me damnit!!!!

Let’s make sure this sh*t is working properly sista🤨…. I was just about to offload all my precious scarcity to nostr:nprofile1qqsd9pqnwyshrse7z975h5ynptq9ktz3kv8txqs7lr20zgelqtys52cprfmhxue69uhhg6r9vehhyetnwshxummnw3erztnrdakszrthwden5te0dehhxtnvdakq2jr97j 😳🤦🏽‍♂️

Noshole 1mo ago 💬 2

I tried 😂😂😂😂

😳🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

I tried sumthin different (went thru NWC) plz try again and I’ll take back some of those mean and hurtful thangz I said about yall😳🫂

node 1mo ago 💬 5

Ah I see it now. Good. That was ridiculous 🤣

Noshole 1mo ago 💬 1

It doesn’t work, but we can see it 🤷‍♀️😂

😳🤨

…. Not sure why this cr*p always happens to my sorry *ss

…. I’m the least technically and emotionally equipped of all the tards to handle it🤷🏽‍♂️

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

Try me again if ur still on

(I went thru NWC)

Noshole 1mo ago 💬 1

I just tried twice and it didn’t seem to go through

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

Thnx

It didn’t… or sure what’s going on

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

*not sure

Noshole 1mo ago 💬 1

What client?

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

Trying to connect WoS to primal via NWC

Noshole 1mo ago 💬 1

Okay idk much about primal settings 😭 if it were damus, I may be able to help more.

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

Ima try and do it thru Damus now

Noshole 1mo ago

Now this, I know how to do and hopefully your zap script wasn’t disabled

stache 1mo ago 💬 3

Hey nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve I switched my wallet from WoS to Minibits

It looks like it’s functioning on primal but when I try to connect with Damus it appears to be stuck in a latency/transfer loop

I think the same thing was Halle ing with WoS and that’s why nostr:npub1vyrx2prp0mne8pczrcvv38ahn5wahsl8hlceeu3f3aqyvmu8zh5s7kfy55 and nostr:npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw were able to zap me from primal and yall weren’t able from Damus… it sure what’s going on between these two client tho

*same thing was happening with WoS

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

*not sure what’s going on between these 2 clients tho

You have to paste the nwc string in both clients for it to work. They’re independent

Kajoozie Maflingo 1mo ago

I'm on Alby Hub

Kajoozie Maflingo 1mo ago 💬 1

I think damus uses coinos

Noshole 1mo ago 💬 1

You should be able to use any wallet using NWC in damus 🤔

Yeah you can connect any nwc string

Did you paste the NWC string in Damus as well. Under wallet in the left tab?

YODL 1mo ago 💬 2

I have, twice now. Send it back mfer

Not sure what ur playin at nostr:nprofile1qqsd9pqnwyshrse7z975h5ynptq9ktz3kv8txqs7lr20zgelqtys52cpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsz9thwden5te0dehhxarjv4kxjar9wvhx7un8f30v62 …. I ain’t seen a damn thing from u🤨😳

…. I still broke as @buckwheat’s bicycle 🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

Awight try again plz u *sshole🤨🤭😂

….i went thru NWC this time

David II 1mo ago

🫂

node 1mo ago 💬 1

Come in for a hug 🤣

node 1mo ago 💬 1

Ah crap wrong gif

Noshole 1mo ago 💬 1

Nope. That’s the right one 😂

node 1mo ago 💬 1

This happens with gifbuddy sometimes 🥴🤣

Noshole 1mo ago 💬 1

Happy accident. I’m saving it for future use 😂🫂

node 1mo ago 💬 1

🤭🤣🤣🤣🫂

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

When I try to paste the wallet string I’m using in primal into Damus I get an invalid wallet string message

I had wallet default set to wallet of satoshi and change it to local default but that didn’t change the final result

node 1mo ago 💬 2

Wait. I thought the problem was to receive. If the problem is receiving than just adding your add ring into the profile fixes it.

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

Apparently I can’t send now either🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

node 1mo ago 💬 2

I see your zap address. So you can receive lol

node 1mo ago 💬 1

nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 this is it right?

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

Yes

node 1mo ago 💬 1

I sent a 40 sat zap. It worked

node 1mo ago 💬 1

You just zapped me lol. So you’re good?

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

Did u get this second zap from Damus?

node 1mo ago 💬 2

I see this one. I checked the wallet to be sure. That’s the only one I see

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

Yeah I got this

node 1mo ago 💬 1

You’re sending from a wallet? I thought you were doing nwc

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

Trying to use NWC…. Just changed some more cr*p…. Pretty much just hitting buttons now 🤨🤦🏽‍♂️😂⭕️

node 1mo ago 💬 1

No wait. Don’t touch anything in your other client since it works. Don’t remove the address from your profile since that works too. Only thing that should be modified is the nwc string in the wallet section of Damus

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

Hmmm 🤔😳…. Might be too late🤦🏽‍♂️😂

node 1mo ago 💬 1

I hope you’re joking

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

Ummm …. Yeah …. Kinda

Ok good 🤣

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

Just sent another that went thru on Damus it looks like

node 1mo ago 💬 1

I only see first one

stache 1mo ago 💬 2

Did u get this zap

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

From primal client

node 1mo ago 💬 1

Ok don’t touch that one

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

Not sure I appreciate ur tone🤨😂

node 1mo ago 💬 2

There is no tone 🤣

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

There will be a customer service review when all this is over with MF🧐😂🫂

“Node was so helpful. He fixed my recurring problem with patience.”

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

Did u get the zap on this note?

node 1mo ago 💬 1

No

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

F*k!!!!!!!!!

node 1mo ago 💬 1

You’re trying to connect minibits to Damus right?

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

Yes…. But I’m not opposed to going back to WoS if it works better

The zap balance shows up immediately in Minibits but is real slow to update in primal (as a matter of fact I’m still not seeing any of these zaps on primal balance🤷🏽‍♂️)

node 1mo ago 💬 2

I think that’s a separate issue (the wallet balance).

Are you able to find the nwc string in minibits? Don’t modify anything. Just try and find it.

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

Got it

node 1mo ago 💬 1

Try zapping from Damus, just to be sure it still doesn’t work

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

Just zapped u from Damus

Let me know if u get it

node 1mo ago 💬 1

Ok I think it still doesn’t work. Can you disconnect the wallet in the wallet section of Damus?

Click the gear on the top right corner of the wallet section. Then scroll all the way down and click disconnect wallet. Let me know when you’ve done it

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

Done

node 1mo ago 💬 1

Ok now go back in the wallet section. Scroll all the way down. Past the fields referring to Coinos. You should see a field called “paste nwc” or something very similar. Don’t do anything with it yet. Just let me know if you find it

stache 1mo ago 💬 2

Yep got it

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

If I do have to paste string from Minibits wallet I’m assuming it’s the npub version of the public address and not the HEX version (they are both options)

node 1mo ago 💬 2

I don’t think you need your npub. You just need the nwc string from minibits

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

Can I just copy it out of primal?

node 1mo ago 💬 1

I don’t have primal I wouldn’t know

🤨….not sure I approve o ur attitude young man🧐

….remember primal is workin fine right now😂🤷🏽‍♂️⭕️

node 1mo ago 💬 2

Do you know how to get the nwc string for minibits? If not I can check first

stache 1mo ago 💬 3

When I get to this screen and go to share my option are my wastedread address or public address using npub or hex format

If this is how I get it then no I don’t know how to do it

node 1mo ago 💬 1

Hold on I have the app I’ll find the spot for you

stache 1mo ago 💬 2

Ur the best nostr:nprofile1qqsp3yzapfwkyw4cr2vt4xx9s27474lj2pkxhqyfqh79n826pv3fkzqpzamhxw309ucnqvpwxumzuvf48yhrzvp6xven2dgpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejszzh79m …ima try and be nicer to u for the rest o the day🫂🫡😂⭕️

node 1mo ago 💬 1

“rest o the day”

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

😳🤷🏽‍♂️

node 1mo ago 💬 1

New cropped meme. Placement is excellent 🤌🏾

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

It’s the newer more “technically sophisticated” nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95

node 1mo ago 💬 1

When can I meet him? 🤭

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

Oh ur gonna meet him aight!!?!🤨😂

node 1mo ago 💬 1

🤭

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

😳😂

🤣🤣

node 1mo ago 💬 1

Ok so first open minibits.

Tap on settings lower right corner. Then tap on nostr wallet connect (first screenshot)

Then you should see the NWC screen. Click the button I highlighted. The wallet might not be named the same as on my screen. (Second screenshot)

Then click copy (third screenshot)

Then you paste this in the wallet section of Damus

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

That’s what I’ve been doing and this is the same screen I e been getting since last night

node 1mo ago 💬 1

Don’t focus on that part. That’s a separate issue. This is just the display of the transactions in Damus.

We want to see if your zaps work. Try and zap

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

Just did.

Did u get it?

node 1mo ago 💬 2

Is this the one you just sent?

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

No that was from primal

node 1mo ago 💬 2

Ok. Did you already copy the string from minibits to the Damus wallet section? Can you show me the field where you copied it?

Hide the string

stache 1mo ago 💬 2

The pink paste address field

YODL 1mo ago 💬 2

STFU it's Sunday morning early af. Trying to enjoy the morning ffs

node 1mo ago 💬 2

Yo Stacey, YODL just told you to zip it. You’re gonna take that? 🤭

YODL 1mo ago 💬 1

Mood

Don’t fuck with the king of wordle Stache 🤭

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

Just tried to zap this post from Damus but got an unable to complete message🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

node 1mo ago 💬 2

Did you close all the apps and retry to link the nwc, then close Damus. Then reopen?

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

I did but I’ll try it again including turning phone off

node 1mo ago 💬 2

Good idea. Never know. Could help

F*k !!!!

….the ol hard reboot didn’t work🤯🤷🏽‍♂️

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

Just zapped this message from Damus.

Did u get it?

node 1mo ago 💬 1

No last zap was from YODL

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

Just did it

Did u get the zap from Damus for this note?

node 1mo ago 💬 1

No

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

Damnit!!!!!

What if I just scrap it and try and go back to WoS?

node 1mo ago 💬 1

At this point I’m inclined to say yes. But if you do, just remember you have to unlink the nwc wallet in all the clients you use

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

Yep it’s gonna suk …but more reps for me b4 this happens again…I hate that cuz I’ve been trying to incorporate an ecash mint app into my daily life but I guess it’ll have to wait 🤷🏽‍♂️

node 1mo ago 💬 1

Are you on an old phone?

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

No

node 1mo ago 💬 1

Do you have lots of apps open? I don’t get why it’s not working. I would tell you to try rizful but it’s the same principle with nwc string to attach

stache 1mo ago 💬 2

No I had everything else closed except Minibits, Damus and primal

node 1mo ago 💬 1

Close primal just in case

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

Tryin u on this note now

Let me know

node 1mo ago 💬 1

Nope

K☹️

YODL 1mo ago 💬 5

Yeah, definitely make sure you integrate ecash while your lightning is still broken 😅

The more complexity the better 🤣

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

Lightning working fine even with ecash except in Damus

….i know everybody rails on primal but the ux has been far superior for me🤷🏽‍♂️

node 1mo ago 💬 1

It’s because you haven’t set it up in Damus 🤣

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

No I tried but the connection fails

It just shows that screen I sent u earlier.

It looks like it’s going to connect and the connection screen will pulsate for hours🤷🏽‍♂️

Which version of Damus are you using. TestFlight or App Store?

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

The reason I tried Minibits is cuz WoS was only working in primal and not in Damus (but it was the same for Minibits)🤷🏽‍♂️

You have to set up the wallet in all the clients you use, if you want to send with it

Ima zap this note from both clients

(Still using Minibits) let me know what u get

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

This was Damus

Let me know if u get it

node 1mo ago 💬 1

No

stache 1mo ago 💬 2

That last message was spose to be for nostr:npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy

lool you’re right

node 1mo ago 💬 2

If I were a betting man, I would bet YODL didn’t receive anything

YODL 1mo ago 💬 2

Don't even know what message he's referring to. Prob a gfy outburst

Fav post ⭕️ day….so far u *sshole🤨😂🫡🌅

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

Just thought of something

I’m in an area where I’ve gotta use cellular data (no WiFi) but I have 5G+ signal🤷🏽‍♂️

YODL 1mo ago 💬 2

You owe Node like 50k ϟ at this point, and counting

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

Tru🤔😳🤯

….a fine reason to not fix this I spose😂⭕️

YODL 1mo ago 💬 2

I'd just delete account and start a new one at this point. Save face

Oh believe me I’m thinkin bout it🤦🏽‍♂️

node 1mo ago 💬 2

“Save face, delete your account”

node 1mo ago 💬 1

nostr:npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy you dropped this 🤭

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

🤨😂

….when I lived on primal I didn’t have these issues 🤔….i just had to put up with tards callin me a primal maxi🤔😳🤷🏽‍♂️💪🏽

node 1mo ago 💬 1

I don’t use primal. Damus is king

But you use whichever client you want 🤭

stache 1mo ago 💬 2

Just changed erythang back to WoS and when I pasted nwc string and hit connect I got the same persistent connection screen pulsating like a pornographic reminder o how this process sucks🤨🤯

I think it’s workin fine in Damus….i don’t understand it🤦🏽‍♂️

node 1mo ago 💬 1

WoS does not use nwc 🤣🤣🤣

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

No but I was able to use the nwc string from primal last time we set it up

node 1mo ago 💬 1

But you said you’re using WoS. WoS does not use nwc. It’s a standalone app

stache 1mo ago 💬 2

But once it’s connected to primal u can generate a nwc from that. It gave me a string to copy into Damus wallet….im pretty sure that’s how we did it last time

YODL 1mo ago 💬 1

The one time I used primal NWC it worked for a while and then crapped out.

Same. Worked for a few days then I reverted to whatever else I was using. It was a while ago.

node 1mo ago 💬 2

No. The nwc you’re generating is from the primal wallet. Not from WoS

Tomato tomoto….it frickin worked🤷🏽‍♂️

I’d consider givin on of nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 ‘s

Testicles to the Damus devs it the MF would start workin again😳🤨

*givin one

YODL 1mo ago 💬 2

Ironically, the amount of zaps this exchange would have earned you is pretty hefty

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

Tru….it seems I’m very entertaining while in a state o dejection 🧐🤨🤦🏽‍♂️😂⭕️

stache 1mo ago 💬 2

I just zapped this 1 btc from Damus….let me know when u get it🤨😂😂🫂⭕️

I didn't, but can debit from your ybase account, no worries. Thanks!

That’s cap

stache 1mo ago 💬 2

I just sent them from my @yodlme acct…check with him and see if he got them🤨😂⭕️

Funds securely allocated from your account to his. Easy breezy, beautiful

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

Just did it but after I paste it and hit connect I get that processing field that I’ve been getting since last night and sent u a pic of

Can you create a new connection in the minibits app. Add the second screenshot I sent (the second of three), instead of clicking the button I highlighted click on add connection and follow instructions. Then paste it. But don’t forget to close everything first.

stache 1mo ago 💬 2

Beat it nostr:nprofile1qqsd9pqnwyshrse7z975h5ynptq9ktz3kv8txqs7lr20zgelqtys52cpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3qamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wd3skueqlsgrlr 😳🤨😂

PV 🤙🤙🤙

node 1mo ago 💬 1

McFed, is that you? 🤭

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

No but a pretty good impression huh?😂⭕️

node 1mo ago 💬 3

It’s as if he’s here with us right now. Our assigned agent 🤭

YODL 1mo ago 💬 1

node 1mo ago 💬 1

Coach Dr Phil 🤣

And Gucci, their top scorer

Jay 1mo ago 💬 1

😂🤣

Spot on impression by our mustachioed boy here.

He channels his essence perfectly 🤣

MAHDOOD 1mo ago 💬 1

This is hilarious 🤣

node 1mo ago 💬 1

⭕️urs 🤣

MAHDOOD 1mo ago 💬 1

Anyone who is pro KYC has to be a fed suspect

At the top of the list of suspects!

node 1mo ago 💬 1

Can you try to paste the nwc string again. This time when it’s done, close the app then reopen. Let me know when you’re done

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

It was still showing that in connection in progress field bu I’ve closed it

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

The connection in progress field is the one that just seems to run continuously

Close all the apps. Then retry

The attempted Damus zap was for the following post:

Don’t focus on that part. That’s a separate issue. This is just the display of the transactions in Damus.

We want to see if your zaps work. Try and zap

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

This shows up when I open wallet in settings and it’s been doing this for over an hour

That’s a separate issue (the wallet section). I think nostr:npub1zafcms4xya5ap9zr7xxr0jlrtrattwlesytn2s42030lzu0dwlzqpd26k5 already knows about it. You can see your balance in minibits right?

node 1mo ago 💬 1

This one yes

🫡

stache 1mo ago 💬 1

Try zapping. I don’t think it’s working

node 1mo ago 💬 1

Is it the right address?

nostr:note1he6g9p0ztxtmt3x2elmq6kz8mpxcu2xkevu3l5pec0fg6t4hkvcsw2ufa4

Yes

I just tried zapping u and I don’t thin it completed

Come in for a hug 🥰🤭🤣💀