i'm feeling so much like an old fart today
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Some day you will be. :-)
At least you aren't this old.
Be thankful you are still a young whipper snapper with your wits still about you.

i know i have more life
just need to rearrange myself a bit
i'm still viable, i'm sure, it's just that as more time passes the chances i will have a mini-me get slimmer and slimmer
oh well, it is life, i believe there is something much more after this anyway
i did some very stupid things in my yoot
Dude. You can be 100 years old. As long as you can still bust a nut with some viagra. You can have a mini me. You are an awesome dude. You will find an awesome woman to have a mini me with. Make it a concentrated effort to meet new women and you can make it happen. There are a lot of women out there who are looking for a good man to settle down with and pop out a bunch of crib midgets with.